Bolivian cuisine: The good, the bad and the ugly

Some optimistic bloggers use adjectives like delicious, mouth watering, and scrumptious to describe Bolivian cuisine. I might use similar words to write about Thai, Indian, Italian, or Turkish. But Bolivian? I think bland, boring, and dull are much more accurate.

I’m willing to bet you have never seen a Bolivian restaurant outside of Bolivia and there’s a reason why. Although there are a few tasty exceptions, Bolivian food is just not very good. So without further ado, I present to you an honest review of Bolivian cuisine: The good, the bad, and the ugly.

The Good:

(I’m being fairly generous in some cases)

Anticuchos are a popular snack throughout the Andes including Bolivia. Essentially, they are kebabs of chopped up, flame grilled, cow heart lathered in a spicy peanut sauce and accompanied with a potato. The snack is only eaten at night and is especially delicious after a few beers. Look for Cholitas waiting outside your local discotec with a mobile flame grill.

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Flame Grilled Anticuchos. Source: cochabama.go.bo

Tucumanas are a deep friend empanadas (pasties) that actually originate in Tucuman, Argentina and are typically filled with beef or chicken, boiled eggs, peas, carrot and various spices. You can usually find them in little street stalls accompanied by a huge selection of sauces and salads. The best ones in La Paz are on Calle Mexico up from the stairs from the Prado. Tucumanas and Salteñas are exclusively a breakfast or mid-morning snack so, don’t even bother trying to find one after midday.

Tucamanas. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Tucamanas. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Salteñas were invented by a lady from Salta who fled Argentina in exile to live in Tarija, Bolivia. She started making a different kind of empanada and the locals would say go and pick up an empanada from the woman from Salta (salteña)” and thus the name was born. Salteñas are oven baked breakfast pastries with similar fillings to Tucamanas except with a sweet and sometimes spicy sauce and a firmer crust. Recipes vary somewhat throughout the country but in La Paz La Pacena Salteña and El Hornito are the best bet.

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Salteñas. Source: Wiki Commons

Chicharron are deep fried, crispy and extremely fatty ribs of pork, chicken or beef which are often cooked in beer. The meat part is delicious but the downside is they are usually served as a small portion of meat with a mountain of Choclo  (flavorless Bolivian corn).

Chicharron. Source: yelp.com

Chicharron. Source: yelp.com

Sopa de Mani (peanut soup) is my favorite Bolivian soup, loaded with peanut flavor, pasta and vegetables. Like most soups, it usually forms the entree of a Bolivian almuerzo (set menu lunch).

Peanut Soup. Source: bolivia.for91days.com

Peanut Soup. Source: bolivia.for91days.com

Llajua (pronounced yak-wa) is a spicy Bolivian sauce made from ground tomato, onion, and locoto peppers. Made fresh each day, it beats any bottled hot-sauce out there. Llajua is a godsend to give some flavor to the plain white rice and potatoes which accompany almost every Bolivian dish.

Llajua. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Llajua. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Milanesa de Pollo/Carne is a chicken or beef schnitzel accompanied by plain white rice and a bland Bolivian salad of lettuce, tomato, and onion with no dressing. The schnitzel can be quite tasty (depending on the restaurant) but the accompaniments are not.

Milanesa de pollo. Source: www.onedishcloser.com

Milanesa de pollo. Source: http://www.onedishcloser.com

Silpancho is a Bolivian classic originally from Cochabamba. Those crafty Cochabambinos realized that if you put a fried egg on top of a slab of cooked minced meat it slightly improves the flavor. A salad of diced up tomato and onion is served on top of the egg to add a bit of interest.

Silpancho. Source: youtube.com

Silpancho. Source: youtube.com

Pique Macho is essentially a Bolivian version (inferior version) of an Asian stir fry, containing chopped beef, sausage, onion, tomatoes, boiled eggs, locoto (peppers) and, in true Andean style, potatoes. While it lacks the flavor of its Asian counterparts, it’s actually pretty good by Bolivian standards.

Pique Macho. Source: cochabomba.blogspot.com

Pique Macho. Source: cochabomba.blogspot.com

Majadito is a dish from the warmer Bolivian lowlands consisting of flavored rice with chopped beef, onions, tomatoes a fried egg and banana. I prefer it over most highland dishes but it’s still nothing to get excited about.

Majadito. Source: na-chacha.webnode.es

Majadito. Source: na-chacha.webnode.es

Trucha and Pejerrey (trout and kingfish) of very high quality can be found in Lake Titicaca, with the freshest catch to be found in Copacabana. In La Paz, try the fish market around the cemetery where buses from the lake stop to unload fish and passengers. I don’t actually eat fish so I can’t speak from experience, but pretty much everyone I know says they’re good.

Sandwich de Chola is a La Paz favorite consisting of roast pork, pickled vegetables, and salsa. This simple yet delicious combination can be found all over the city, though the best place to consume one is the food stalls near Parque de las Cholas on a Sunday afternoon, washed down with a few beers of course.

Sandiwch de Chola. Source: www.sbs.com.au

Sandiwch de Chola. Source: http://www.sbs.com.au

Buñuelos are a sweet, deep fried, flour based pastry smothered in icing sugar or honey which are typically served from street stalls and often eaten for breakfast along with a warm glass of Api, a sugary purple corn drink.

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Source: La Razon

Sonso (which means silly, no idea why they called it this) is an afternoon pastry popular throughout the lowlands of Bolivia. The snack is made from a dough of yuca (an edible root popular in Latin America), cheese, eggs, and butter which is then fried over a hotplate like a pancake. It’s one of the better desserts in Bolivia in my opinion.

The Bad:

Asado means grilled or barbecued meat so one could be misled into thinking it will be delicious. The reality is that you will be served a thin, tough, and dry piece of beef accompanied by plain white rice and a bland Bolivian salad.

Asado. Source: www.flickr.com

Asado. Source: http://www.flickr.com

Saice is a combination of fried minced meat, tomatoes, peas, and a few herbs which is served with raw sliced onion and short cut pasta. While it’s not particularly offensive to the pallet, it is rather boring.

Saice. Source: gastrono1234.blogspot.com

Saice. Source: gastrono1234.blogspot.com

Chairo is what I would eat if I were poor, hungry, and living on the Altiplano (highlands) where there is little access to other ingredients. It’s been popular with the Aymara people since well before the Spanish invaded and for some strange reason remains popular today. Ingredients include onions, beef, carrots, choclo, heaps of potato, chuño (disgusting freeze dried potatoes), and herbs.

Chairo. Source: distritoplural.wordpress.com

Chairo. Source: distritoplural.wordpress.com

Fricase is a spicy pork soup popular throughout the highlands which is served as a main course rather than a starter. It was originally invented by the French and brought to Bolivia by the Spanish and has since mutated to suit local tastes. Over here, they cook it with onion, garlic, choclo, cumin, black pepper, and oregano then thicken it with breadcrumbs. Edible though unsatisfying.

Fricase. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Fricase. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Sajta is a western Bolivian staple made from boiled chicken, plain white rice, potato, chuño, and an onion and tomato garnish. This is a traditional dish of carnival but is also consumed at other times of the year, especially in La Paz. Sajta is okay (except for the chuño) but nothing to write home about.

Aji de Fideos (spices noodles) is a pasta dish accompanied with potatoes, minced meat, ground chili, yellow coloring, and various herbs and spices. Despite the name, it’s not actually very spicy so extra llajua should be added to give it a kick. The dish is filling though dull.

Aji de Fideo. Source: www.recetas.com.bo

Aji de Fideo. Source: http://www.recetas.com.bo

Plato Paceño is painfully dull and unappealing. The dish consists of a huge cob of butterless and unflavored choclo, some ridiculously large beans, fried cheese, unpeeled potatoes and, if your lucky, a piece of dry meat. It makes me sad to think this is my city’s signature dish.

Plato Paceno. Source: www.kheussler.de

Plato Paceno. Source: www.kheussler.de

Charki is similar to beef or llama jerky and can be found in empanadas or as part of an almuerzo. Unfortunately, like almost all Bolivian almuerzos, it is usually accompanied by plain white rice, potatoes, and a bland salad.

Charki. Source: pixgood.com

Charki. Source: pixgood.com

Falso Conejo means fake rabbit and this dish tastes like it could be rabbit. The typically Bolivian combination of ground beef, plain rice, vegetables, and a few herbs leaves a lot to be desired.

Falso Conejo. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Falso Conejo. Source: boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

Papas de Huancaina actually comes from Huancayo in Peru but it’s also very popular in Bolivia. It’s a vegetarian dish consisting of lettuce, boiled eggs, potatoes, and olives smothered in a peanut sauce. The peanut sauce gives it some flavor but in my opinion it could use a bit of meat.

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Pollo Picante (spicy chicken) is chicken thigh lathered in a reasonably tasty spicy sauce and served with the usual plain white rice, potato, and sliced onion. The chicken part is good enough but accompaniments are predictably bland.

Pollo Picante. Source: lunaticllama.wordpress.com

Pollo Picante. Source: lunaticllama.wordpress.com

Fritanga is a spicy pork, egg, corn ,and potato stew that is popular in the highlands. The sauce is quite nice but I find the ratio of corn and potato to be too high.

Fritanga. Source: chuquisacadelbicentenario.blogspot.com

Fritanga. Source: chuquisacadelbicentenario.blogspot.com

Mondongo is a pork stew from the Chuquisaca region of which Sucre is the capital. The stew is cooked with ground colored chili power, garlic, brown pepper, and served with a huge amount of choclo. The stew is decent but the mountain of choclo is not to my liking.

Mondongo. Source: calendariosaboresbolivia.com

Mondongo. Source: calendariosaboresbolivia.com

The Ugly:

Aji de Lengua (spicy tongue) is boiled cows tongue served alongside chuño, plain white rice, onions, and peas. The texture of the tongue is predictably slimy and rubbery which makes the dish taste just as bad as it sounds.

Aji de Lengua. Source: thefatchickdiaries.wordpress.com

Aji de Lengua. Source: thefatchickdiaries.wordpress.com

Cuy  (guinea pig) is a delicacy of the indigenous Quechua people, so look for it in Cochabamba rather than La Paz. It’s actually quite nice and tastes very similar to chicken. The downside is the little critters have millions of tiny bones which you have to sift through to get to the meat. It still belongs in the “ugly”section because it’s a little disconcerting seeing the family pet staring up at you in horror as you eat your meal.

Cuy. Source: innovaupec.esy.es

Cuy. Source: innovaupec.esy.es

Tripa are fried cows intestines sold as street food throughout La Paz. The texture and taste are more or less as you would expect – disgusting. They are surprisingly popular, however.

Tripa. Source: lafutrica.blogspot.com

Tripa. Source: lafutrica.blogspot.com

Ispi are tiny little fish from Lake Titicaca that are deep fried and eaten whole. I don’t eat seafood so I must admit I’ve never actually tried them, but they look and smell horrible. Also, keep in mind you are eating entire fish, brains and all. If that wasn’t bad enough, they are accompanied by my least favorite Bolivian sides, chuño and choclo.

Aji de Panza means spicy cows stomach. As you may have figured out by now, not much goes to waste in Bolivia. Typically accompanied by potatoes and rice with a sauce of herbs and vegetables, the dish is pretty gross.

Aji de Panza. Source: calendariosaboresbolivia.com

Aji de Panza. Source: calendariosaboresbolivia.com

Rostro Asado is without a doubt the most repulsive Bolivian dish of all, the kind of food nightmares are made out of. An entire sheep’s head including eyes, nose, teeth, and wool is slow roasted in the oven and you know it’s ready when the sheep’s wool “slides off like a glove”. The rather unappetizing head is then served alongside bread, potatoes, and rice. Thankfully, this monstrosity is mostly eaten in Oruro during Carnival. Believe it or not, it’s actually a traditional hang over cure. I’ll stick to my bacon and eggs, thanks.

Rostro Asado. Source: calendariosaboresbolivia.com

Caldo de Cardan is bull penis soup. Yep, they eat bull dicks over here, testies and all. Don’t worry though, because this is said to be a hangover cure too. No thanks.

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Bull Penis soup | © http://ojo.pe

Most of these dishes are from La Paz which is where I live. Did I miss something important?  Don’t agree with my reviews? Let me know in the comments bellow.

Fancy trying to cook some of these for yourself?  Check out the following recipe websites whose pictures I “borrowed” so I feel I should give them recognition.

Bolivia Bella

boliviancookbook.wordpress.com

http://www.recetas.com.bo/ (Spanish)

Mis Recetas (Spanish)

calendariosaboresbolivia.com (Spanish)

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28 Responses to Bolivian cuisine: The good, the bad and the ugly

  1. Rosanna says:

    Haha! I couldn’t agree more: “Pique Macho is essentially a Bolivian version (inferior version) of an Asian stir fry.”

    It’s funny how some of the dishes I liked are the ones you disliked. I will admit though, that I haven’t craved any Bolivian food or drink since leaving, except tucumanas and api.

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  2. Yeah some foreigners swear by some of the foods I hate. All down to personal tastes I guess. Tucuamana’s are my regular go to meal but I’m not that keen on api though.

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    • Sean says:

      I feel like you were kind of robbed. Alot of those dishes looked gross and I wouldn’t eat them. Santa Cruz has the best and freshest food you will find in all of Bolivia!

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  4. Kim says:

    Picana is my favorite Bolivian dish! Too bad you can only get it around Christmas… I also liked those ‘pancakes’ with sugar on top and cheese inside, the combination salt and sugar works surprsingly good! Forgot the name though

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    • Hmmm, a cheesy pancake sounds like it might be Sonso. I’ve never seen them served with sugar on top though.

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    • Nisy says:

      It’s called pastel and you are right it’s tasty, you can make them with frozen empanada dough they have it in Latin stores or sometimes Walmart and use Mexican xuaxaca cheese.

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    • Sean says:

      Thats called a empanada de queso and you can buy them all year round in the states. Goya makes the discs. You just roll them out, get the cheese, deep fry them and sprinkle sugar. You can find them easily in the states.

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  5. Alexis says:

    Oh that’s the shame…I was looking forward to trying Bolivian food. I am going to Bolivia for a week after a two month trip in Peru. What do you think of Peruvian food, gringoinbolivia?

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  6. mdanielapaz says:

    I think you should visit Santa Cruz for a weekend, and try their food. I am native Bolivian, and I have never heard of Rostro Asado; that thing looks plain scary! Also, I firmly believe on who is cooking the food. My great grandmother made the best Bolivia dishes (Personal Preference). I hope that your experience improves in the cusine department. You should definitely try more of the fruits like chirimoya and achaicharu (I miss those the most).

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  7. I’ve been to Santa Cruz a few times and I agree that the camba food is better than that of the highlands. Mojadito is an old favourite of mine.

    You can get some pretty awesome fruits too which probably deserve a blog post of there own.

    Thankfully Rostro Asado is only really eaten in a few places.

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  8. April Del Rosario says:

    There’s a restaurant in Norfolk. VA called Luna Maya. It was started by two sisters from Bolivia. The food is basically burritos and there’s this amazing corn casserole called pastel de choclo con chorizo, but I’m pretty sure it has chicken sausage in it, not chorizo. It is soooo good.

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    • I stand corrected! To be fair, burritos are certainly not Bolivian and Pastel de Choclo originates in Peru (according to wikipedia). I’ve never actually seen it here but if I do I’ll give it a try.

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  9. Carlos Teran says:

    Gotta say, my fiance is Bolivian and she hates western food because the flavors are over-saturated and intense (she hates yellow sweetcorn; i’m not that big a fan either). My favorite dish is plato paceno, very easy to make since everything is boiled except the meat and cheese which are made in a pan. Eat the choclo and habas with bites of cheese, then eat the potatoes with the meat and llajwa. Choclo on it’s own is pretty bland, but I think that is the point, it’s something of a palette refresher and not meant to overpower the rest of the dish. Chuno is bitter and definitely meant to mix with other flavors in the dish, but if cooked right is delicious on its own.

    Story of pique macho: “Legend says that a group of workers, late at night, drunk, were hungry. The owner of the restaurant said they were closing and had nothing. The group of workers insisted that they would eat anything. The owner proceeded to chop what she had left of the ingredients that constitute the pique macho and served them really spicy to help with their drunkenness. She then said ‘Piquen si son machos’, eat it if you think you’re man enough, and that is how it got the name of Pique Macho.”

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  11. Jennifer Aramayo says:

    I have never cared for LaPaz, having lived in Cochabamba with its eternal spring weather, delicious food, and abundance of fruits and vegetables, LaPaz always made me feel claustrophobic. Cochabamba is considered to have the best food in Bolivia.

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  12. Glen R Stansfield says:

    You had me crying in places with that. Guess you aren’t working for the Bolivian Tourist Board then.
    I’m cooking Around the World in Eighty Dishes for a local paper in Bahrain. I don’t think they would go for the Guinea Pig somehow.

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  13. During two years in Bolivia ( 1965-1966) I was served chunos, sometimes twice a day. I could never understand why anyone would eat chunos unless faced with starvation.

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  15. Omar says:

    My parents are bolivian, and I agree pretty much with your comments, with the exception of beef charki, I love it.
    However, I am not sure la Paz is not known for having a great cuisine, besides fricase or llama charki. La Paz versions of Bolivian dishes are not the best. They focus their lives in other things.
    I would suggest going to cochabamba. It is said, people from la paz, santa cruz and cochabamba focus their lives in a different manner; that is, they spend their monies in clothing, carnival and food respectively. Food appears to be a very important subject to Cochabambinos.
    Cheers!

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    • I quite like charki too, but it pretty much always seems to be served with a mountain of choclo which isn’t too my liking. Same could be said for chicharon.

      Cochabamba does indeed have the reputation for eating the best (and the most) food.

      As for paceños spending their money on clothes, maybe true for the rich kids in Zona Sur, but the average paceño seems fairly poorly dressed IMO.

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